Mother Nature and Her Evil Twin Aunt Flo - ::UPDATED::

A phone conversation between Aunt Flo and Mother Nature, the evil sisters.

AF: Hey there, Sis.

MN: Hi, it’s been a while. What have you been up to?

AF: Oh, this and that, nothing big, just doin’ my monthly round of visits. I have a question for you.

MN: Okay, ask away.

AF: When a woman has PCOS what is my role in her monthly visit?

MN: Well, let me get out the PCOS: Guide to Frustration. I love this book. There is so much I can use in it to reek havoc. Hmm… Let’s see. Cycles. Okay, here it is. You have three options here. First, an extremely long cycle, or what an RE calls a ‘missing cycle’. Second, you can come willy nilly several times in a month. That one is my personal favorite. Or the third one, a ‘normal’ cycle but don’t let her know she isn’t ovulating. I love that one, too.

AF: Oh, they are all so very nice and definitely frustrating to women. Which one should I choose though? Hmmm. Any suggestions?

MN: I say you stick around for 7 days and then 12 days after you leave, come back for another 7 days. If you repeat this several times, you might actually get the woman to lose her mind.

AF: How perfectly devious! I love it! I know just the right person. I gave her the long cycle treatment for years. I think I should return to the repeat cycles in a month mode. She was 13 the last time I did that. Oooo, she is going to hate me. I can’t wait.

MN: Well, I am glad I could help. Don’t stay away so long next time. I love our conversations.

AF: Me, too. Chat with you soon.

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She's Heeerrrreeee! CD19. Third period in 36 days. That's it, I am calling the RE.

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I spoke with the Nurse Practitioner at my RE's office and I go in on December 4 for testing and a look-see. Hopefully we will find out why I am bleeding every 18 days for 7-8 days at a time. I will update as I know something.