"Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say."
"Always look on the bright side of life?"
"No, 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.'"

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Officially, Not Broken.

My butt that is and possible my baby maker. Who knows?

I do have a pretty severe deep tissue/muscle bruise on my rump but as I said to someone yesterday, when you are in the weight span of a baby elephant (117-330 lbs, please be kind), having all of it land on your backside is not exactly going to feel pleasant.

No narcotics from the doctor, only extra strength Ty.len.ol. It seems to be taking the edge off the pain.

As for the spotting (or what will now be referred to as 'pink streaking') ... well, I am confused. It has stopped, it was only twice during TP checks (for AF) and nothing since then. I am on 13dpo and normally I start at 15-16 so if no really sign of her by Saturday, I may be tempted to use my lone HPT sitting in my bathroom. But don't hold your breath... lol

Thanks to everyone who stopped by and said "Ouch" for me and expressed concern. I appreciate it. Out 'office boy' has been teasing the crap out of me since yesterday. Ah, the joys of working with a 16 year old.


nancy said...

Hrm. You know, I had spotting this time. Never did before.

Damn, now I'm excited for you. :) But sad about your bruised bottom.

Jen said...

Have I ever mentioned that I admire anybody who can tolerate teenagers (whether it is just being around them or actually working with them). I didn't even like teenagers when I was one. And honestly, I'm not sure that I ever really was one.

jenn said...

I'm glad it's not broken & I hope you feel better soon. AF's a beyatch & I wish I could kick her a$$ for you!