"Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say."
"Always look on the bright side of life?"
"No, 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.'"

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

85th post on the 85th Day...

...of this long-*$$ cycle.

I have decided that I am never having another cycle again. My body hates me and it has finally decided to stop working.

Not only am I getting the BFN, I have fertile CM throughout the entire cycle, I get Oing pains but no O, and I am at the point were even Ryan Seacrest has made my $#i! list. (I really wanted to slap him throught the television last night.)

So, what is a girl to do? I don't want to kick start because that screws me up big time. I think that I may check into accupuncture. Shoot, it can't hurt, can it?

In three weeks we will be taking another sample of the swimmers and we will know where we are going from there. So I guess I really don't need to worry about start for another three weeks.

Oh well... Can I just say that all this waiting really, really sucks big fat monkey butt.


KimboSue said...

Ditto to the sucking of monkey butt! And the pic mad me laugh out loud!
Don't worry - AF will come when she's good and ready.

nancy said...

I've been watching your chart, my heart just pulling for your long cycles. And I'm sorry. Waiting does suck. If anyone knows that, I do.

Oh - and as much as I love my monkey references, I've never loved it so much as WITH a visual.

Tammy said...

Yeah, Nancy, I knew you would completely understand the waiting part.

As far as the monkey butt, I just need to emphasis my frustration with visual aids. :o)

That and I loved the perfect way that picture captured the phrase.